Prophets of Silence

Welcome to the Prophets of Silence, where our motto is "Silence is golden, unless someone is paying us to talk, then it's just a conversation." We're a group of enigmatic figures who have dedicated our lives to the art of saying nothing, doing nothing, and wearing nothing but the finest in beige.

Our Mission

We aim to provide the most eloquent of silences to the world. No need for words when actions speak louder, right? Wrong! Our actions are just as quiet as our mouths, but with more awkward hand gestures.

Our Methods

Our approach is simple: we just sit in a room, look at walls, and think really, really hard. The results are astonishing. Our clients love us, our enemies fear us, and our mothers are just plain confused.

Our Team

Meet our team of silent but deadly protons:

John Doe Jane Doe

Our Subpages: